Good night at casino!!
Thanks to my uncle Zhang Wu I make £1500 because he tell me to split 4's against 10 because shoot is hot (he card counter). I spike 2 11's which I immediately double why 500 pound stakes. Picture Picture! dealer bust!! I decide to put 100 on 5 numbers but no good so leave casino and eat in china town in my uncle shop. Sweet and sour pork taste good with 1500 profit in my boxer shorts!!
I arrive home at 9am just in time to start peeling vegetables for dads takeaway! I think too myself i have to peel 500 onions to make £10...no good value!!
So I log on internet and look at weekend fixtures. I do some research and decide to put 1500 on arsenal youth to beat liverpool youth away. My dad tell me im bonkers but i say to him i research teams and they playing on television so young boys want to impress. And reason why i chose arsenal is because after I find out its televised i load up my championship manager 2008 and play arsenal vs liverpool youth. Result 4-1 arsenal!!! This confirm my bet!.
In the meantime I go to butchers and order 10 shark fin, 5 dogs and 52 duck. I know your thinkin must be very expensive but its my uncles butcher so he give me 4% discount.
Cycling back to hackney very tough but luckily I had protein shake before I left.
Turns out my research was correct and arsenal youth beat liverpool youth 4-1. Unbelievable!
Im going to takeaway now to sell some special set menus. Anybody interested in visiting adress is
Lucky Number 17
52 Chinatown
Chinatown
w2 4ez
If payment over £20 i frow in free prawn cracker!
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